Just For Laughs

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…
…they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.”

Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should’ve said instead.

“A person’s a person no matter how small.”

“You know you’re in love, when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“In my world, everyone’s a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life’s A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you’ll move mountains.”